DAY 6 (POST TRIAL) ALFENDI & SHIJIMA & BIGBY & ELIZABETH & ALICE

[selfdenying]

[Well, what a trial. Back and forth accusations between several people, a search for wounds, inquiries galore, the discovery that Bigby has weird kinks, Adam's sudden confession...it was one giant rollercoaster, but somehow, they've all made it. Somehow, this apartment is still ticking away with its strange inhabitants, now plus one in the form of Elizabeth.]

[Alfendi seems pleased by the whole affair- outwardly, at least. Once they've all gathered, he pulls out Bigby's whiskey bottle from last time, offering it to his fellow roommates (and Liz) with a devilish smile. It looks like his nicer side still isn't ready to come out - and honestly, he still looks sickly, but he's in a good mood.]

[He lets out a laugh.]

Well, I'm pretty sure I'm going to die. I don't suppose anyone is going to help me write my last will and testament?

[Another laugh as he sits on the edge of the couch, smiling wide,]

Anyways, never mind that, we're not out of the woods yet. We may have caught the guilty party, but there are still a few rats running around. What are everyone's thoughts on the matter? [A beat, as he glances to their newest occupant.] Also, before I forget, I just wanted to give a warm welcome to Elizabeth. You definitely came to the right place.

Comments

[selfdenying]

Who said I was going to kill anyone? I'm good at causing people despair. Not being able to speak would be hilarious to see.

[someone duct-tape his mouth]

And fine! We have better things to talk about, anyways.

[puffing]

[ fuck Hagakure. he is clearly Junko Enoshima!? ]

Someone needs to kick you until you turn back to your other self. Do you want to take a nap for a little bit?

[selfdenying]

[nice alfendi is hagakure, rude alfendi is 900% junko]

You can try, but I don't think it'll work, moron. I don't think it's easy as that. Besides, looks like the other me is being shy for some dumb reason, not that I'm complaining.

He's a fake, anyways.

[puffing]

I want to say you have some serious problems, but you might end up having an existential crisis and throw up on me again.

[ so instead, he will just kick at Alfendi one more time. and groan, because ow. ]

Stop calling people names, asshole. That's my thing.

[selfdenying]

Don't tempt me.

[Just going to kick back?? Children, don't fight.............]

I can call people whatever I like, idiot. You've hardly got the monopoly on it.

[puffing]

The fact that I can tempt you into throwing up is both fucked up and weird.

[ is he going to shove a finger down his throat?? because really. ]

You can, yeah. And I can also find something worse than a shoe to throw at you next time. Sit down and shut up. You're already going one part, so handle the rest.